“I got my boyfriend a NN subscription as a birthday present,” said Claudia. Whoa! Not using your lady shaver lately, Claudia? “I look at each issue with him, usually when we’re in bed at his apartment. He talked me into this. He bought like 20 copies!” Good man.

SCORE guys in the U.K. will know this sweaterbumping sweetheart better than most North Americans. Based in London and Yorkshire, Hannah has posed for British FHM and other lads’ mags plus Zoo and The Sport. Known mainly for bikini and topless stuff, she’s 5′, 104 lbs., 38-22-32 and wears a 32DD. Her birthday is March 3rd. In her free time, Hannah likes to play video games, owns an XBox and a Sony Playstation and considers herself an expert gamer. She says her long-term goal is to become a lawyer in The City (London’s business center).

Little do the customers at the restaurant know that Christine has posed for a men’s mag-site. We were amazed that she was able to get that toy up her. It’s the size of a fucking pepper grinder at her restaurant. Yes, women never cease to amaze us with their little antics.

We’ve just seen newcomer Gabriella Michaels in February ’07 Voluptuous taking off a super-tight, sexy cheerleader’s costume. Moving quickly, here we’ve got her trying to get to the water with her rod when Sir Jeremy Holmes wanders into the picture and hooks her into fucking him in a conveniently parked van.His intent is to investigate her pussy. Fast work! Let that be a lesson to her. Next time spray on some shark repellent.

It’s a hot day and Gabriella Michaels is dressed for the weather: low-cut tank so her tits can breathe and a denim mini-skirt. Just what you want to see a big-titted blonde wear, right? Rod in hand, she heads to the lake. Gabriella has just cast her line when Sir Jeremy Holmes of the Holmes Breast Finders Agency appears out of nowhere, his boob radar operating on all frequencies.

“I’d love to quit my job, it’s so boring I could scream. I posed for Naughty Neighbors for a kick. If they only knew.”

This hot babydoll has some big, happy, hanging tits. And she was a cheerleader in high school. Gabriella says that “the first time I had sex was after a high school football game in the back of my car. And yes, I was wearing my cheerleader’s uniform. My kinkiest experience took place on the 50-yard line of our football field!” Cleveland, Ohio’s Gabriella Michaels is 5’11″, 160 pounds, 46-32-38 and needs a 40F cup. Now that’s an Amazon. The residents of Cleveland should be proud.

The good points about maids like Jada: A) They have really big jugs that are always flopping out of their flimsy maid’s uniforms, especially when they bend over to dust or polish. B) They fuck their pussies and asses with buzz-buddies. C) They make the bed after they’ve cum. The bad points: A) They never get any work done. B) Your girlfriend wants them gone, as of yesterday.

Just try to find stacked Voluptuous babes jiggling their tits, shaking their plush asscheeks and swinging their hips in a lap dance bar in the States. Forget it. Club managers just don’t want to hire them. Ah, but in the UK, it’s a different story. There you will find curvy sexbombs on stage thrusting their knockers in your face. Redd Adaire is one of them.

Brianna Costello had the all-time greatest answer when our fearless editor asked her what size her titties are: “They fluctuate. It just depends what day it is. If it’s raining, they’re 36F because they want me to stay inside with them all day and massage them. But if it’s summer and it’s not raining, they’re like a 34F because they want to go out and be seen by the beach or the lake and be without a bra all day.” You’ll get an eyeful of her beauties now.